Swampy Work
Since we're in the middle of a heat wave (STILL) and since the air conditioning is not working on my side of the office and since I wore jeans to work today (WTF was I thinking?!?!) I decided to write a song about it.
This single is gonna be dropping in September from my album "It's Lonely At The Top"
I give you Swampy Work to the tune of Jingle Bells.
Dashing through the office
In a swamp ass pair of jeans
Over tubes I go
Wamping all the way
(wamp, wamp, wamp)
Fans plugged in and blowing
Doing nothing but showing
The peeps at work that they will melt
On this swampy wampy day
OH!
Swampy work, swampy work.
Humidity killing meeeeeeeeeeeee
Nothing to do but bitch and moan about the broken Acccccccccccc-eeeeeeeeeeee
OH!
Swampy work, swampy work
My face is melting off.
I'm such a mess. I'm under duress.
I should have worn a dress.
I think I've dropped 3 pounds of water-weight today - its like 85-degrees up in this mug...
Posted by: steiner sweaty designer | June 28, 2007 at 02:39 PM
love the song
love the song
do one every day
love the song
no a/c is wrong
you should run away!!!!!
Posted by: HLP | June 28, 2007 at 02:43 PM
LOL i love this song! and considering I sweat when i even think about getting up and walking, i totally can relate to this swampy ass situation! LOL
xoxo glad your 1st party was a success! wish i could have made it!
Posted by: Jessica | June 28, 2007 at 02:50 PM
Oh no, no AC. That is inhumane!!!! All your groupies here at the Bok have started throwing around your "swampy",
"swampthass".
Oh the power, the power!
XO,
B--
PS..Are you feeling so anti right now, like you just want to bust out of the naste to the rollerskate and be FREE!
Posted by: Baboo | June 28, 2007 at 03:14 PM
OMG hilar. I can picture singing the "wamp wamp" part. Um, why don't you guys just leave??
Posted by: Zing | June 28, 2007 at 04:18 PM
that is one avant-garde rhyming scheme! who are you, eddie vedder?? :)
btw, you know that "ohmigod, shoes" video you intro'd on this site?? six degrees...our friend is in that video, which i didn't realize until adam spotted him (he's the one getting his neck stomped on)...because the guy dressed as a woman is a really good friend of *his*. weird, no?! if/when i meet him, i'll turn him onto ygiu.com and complete the circle!! ;)
Posted by: vdigital | June 28, 2007 at 04:33 PM
could we just bring it back for one second to the fact that your album title is "It's Lonely at the Top". effing hilarious.
Posted by: LK | June 29, 2007 at 11:39 AM
omg. the a/c was broken when I was at the spoil... i mean that was like 3 or 4 years ago... though it makes sense that it is still unreliable.
Posted by: jHill | June 29, 2007 at 01:27 PM