This morning I was tooling down 95 North on my way to the office. I was just passing Exit 11 in Norwood when I nearly rear-ended the guy in front of me because he was doing 55 in the left lane.
Naturally I had to pass him so I eased into the middle lane, only a woman in a fluorescent yellow car was keeping pace with the 55 MPH left hand lane dude.
I stayed in the middle lane until a gap wide enough opened up so I could slide Suzi back into the left lane and continue on my way.
As I passed the yellow car which I could now identify as a Chevrolet Monte Carlo, I noticed that the driver was giving me the finger.
I made a face at her and then said out loud, "SERIOUSLY???"
Who gives the finger on a Wednesday morning? When it's sunny? And furthermore, she was driving a car that looked like this:
If anything I should be flipping her off!