So I'm pimping around on CocoPerez (the more fashion oriented sister of PerezHilton.com) when I come across an entry entitled "Introducing The Crack Shield!" and accompanied with the headline is this picture:
Two girls modeling the Crack Shield!
Holy LOLz Ballz!!!
I find this funny for a few reasons:
1.) Jeans these days are made to just zip right above a woman's clitoris so any sideways motion is going to not leave anything to the imagination.
2.) Your jeans/pants are so low that you actually need a shield to cover your crack? How about buying jeans that are a respectable fit in the first place?
3.) What kind of designs are the Crack Shields going to come in? Like can I get one with my face on it? Or a Crack Shield that has the Red Sox logo? OH! What about a crack shield that has inspirational quotes like, "Everything happens for a reason" or "When one door closes another one opens." Or when one crack opens another on....
*Images supplied by CocoPerez
