You know how when you watch Serena Williams play tennis on TV and she does all of that horrific grunting? You can't help but giggle because she just sounds SO ridiculous.
Well I admit that I'm loud when I talk and laugh, but I've never been much of a grunter when it comes to any type of physical exertion. During my workouts I usually forget to breath and the veins in my neck and forehead are popping out so far they look like they could lick the celing.
So when I start my workout with Tony Horton and crew on the P90X DVDs I feel like I'm participating in some really fit, 0% body fat orgy.
First of all the music is totally porny. It's all like "uh-tis uh-tis uh-tis, chica chica chica bow..."
And to make it even more awkward you have the people working out going, "OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! OH OH OHOHOH!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Straight up moaning and groaning.
I know it's because Tony is forcing us to do one more reverse chin-up but I fear my neighbors think I'm running some sort of swingers club out of my first floor apartment.
I'm thinking of making a sign that says, "I'M NOT HAVING GROUP SEX. I'M DOING P90X!"