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I'm a hoot and a half


I have one awesome mom and one awesome dad who have been married for about 38 years. An older sister and an older brother, making me the baby! I highly recommend this place in the birth order to anyone. It's pure greatness. Everything is already smoothed over for you because by the time your parents get to you they're too damn tired to deal. Har.

I graduated from Emerson College in Boston back in 2003 with a Bachelor's Degree in Science in Speech.....I know right? A BS in Science in Speech....? Whatever blows your hair back.

I am not scientifically speaking, now for a career. I work for a skincare, bodycare, haircare, makeup company that is based in Boston, sourcing packaging and finding proper orifice sizes for bottles and tubes and such.

I work with a great team and a hysterical group of friends. So thank god for that.

I've never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies, and I'm kind of OK with it.


Coffee. Boston sports. Chicken wings. Eating small portions. Boat Shoes. Boys with beards.