It's no secret that I drive fast and hard.
Anyway so as I'm driving back from Norton this evening, after a dentist appointment (cavity free *hollerrrrr*) and a short dinner with my dad while watching Modern Marvels, I tooled it back to Southie, grilled chicken and potatos au gratin in tow.
So I'm driving and I'm driving and I had just gotten onto 93 and Justin Timberlake's "What Goes Around Comes Around" song comes on. Alriiiiiiiiiight. Love this jam. So I'm jaming out. You know....bee-bopping and singing at the top of my lungs while simultaneously meandering around slow pokes. Well that song finishes and a little Hinder comes on. I meeeeeeean gotta sing about those lips of an angel right?!?!!?!?! THEN! "Smack That" comes blaring out. And it's becoming blatantly obvious that I have stumbled upon a very rare continuous music slot on Kiss 108. I mean...for those of us plebians who still have regular NON-satellite radio, it's quite the score!
After Akon finishes up "Fergalicious" comes on and well that just does it for me. I start to do my Fergalicious dance naturallly. I glance up at my rear view and see that a car is kind of on my tail. Not like right on my ass but sort of close. I just sped up (sorry mom). The car continued to tail me. "WHATEVER BUDDY!!!!" I hollered and gave the finger. I mean jeeez. Can't he just go around me.
Halfway through "Girl you taste d-e to the c to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s...." I started to get annoyed because Mr. Tailgater Man was being relentless and cramping my Gradielicious style. I slid over to the right and as the car passed me I whipped my head around ready to give my best Lisa glare when I noticed the familiar light blue on dark blue coloring.
I had given a Statie the finger. I mean-A whoops!
I held his gaze for a second and then he lifted his finger and waggled it at me. Like a "naughty naughty" sort of motion. Apparently I was getting off with a warning. I smiled at him and gave a wave and then immediatly broke so he could go flying by me and not have time to memorize my plate.
Good thing I was driving my sisters car!!!!!