As a follow up to my blog last night I figured I'd round everything off with a play by play of the SYTYCD finale. The time has come to announce who America's favorite dancer is. And the person who will take that title along with 250K. (I mean which would you rather have? I mean seriously.)
But anyhew. I'm proud to announce that Lacey was the first to go. Thankyouverymuch. After she got booted I could breathe easy. Kimba and I have been texting back and forth having, like, the most intense conversations about the show. You'd think we were discussing the cure for cancer and not how, "Totally sick Sabra and Neil's jazz routine is."
But like, it is totally sick.
Oh and anyone else watching think that Hok and Jamie are totally banging? I mean during the show I felt the chemistry and at the end of their number tonight they were holding hands. I think SYTYCD produced one hot and heavy love connection. And plus they're both super flexible. FUN.
Some highlights and lowlights thus far:
- Dear Cat Deely, What are you wearing? What is this dress? You are so pretty and so nice and if anyone wants to be told that their life long dream of becoming America's favorite dancer is not going to come true, it's you they'd want to get the bad news from. But sweetie. Ya look like hell. Get a new stylist for Season 4 please. Love, Lisa
- Um. Did I mention Lacey got booted? Oh ok. Just checking
- Wade Robson rocking what appeared to be a crushed velvet blazer? Why Wade whyyyyyy??? It's fine. You can still DMITB.
- Nicole Sherzingflerberhgerdslfasdl;fk (aka: Lead singer, former lead singer....? of the Tranny Cat Dolls) performed her, um...new single...? It was pretty shiteous. So I hesitate to call it music. She lipped it through 95% of the song and was wearing ankle booties that had a legit 6 inch heel. As Kimba so eloquently put it, "Fugly! not even in the bedroom n the dark wit my face in the mattress." And she's right. They were that ugly.
- What is it about Shane Sparks that I find incredibly hot? I mean. I don't think it's his dance moves.
- Anyone else feel slighted by the lack of "crazy" brought by Mary Murphy? I was expecting a full on crazy parade to go marching across that stage. Instead we got a valiumed up MM. Sorta disappointed.
- Dear Ryan Cabrera, I'm actually not at all interested in you as a musician but tell me something. Did Ashlee Simpson really have acid reflux??
- I realized that I sort of have a thing for Pasha? Why must Eastern Europeans always haunt me?
Ok. Sabra and Neil just performed their "sick ass" jazz routine and now it's time to eliminate someone..
Neil. Neil. Neil. Neil. Neil.
"The person leaving us tonight is..."
Neil. Neil. Neil. Neil. Neil.
"Neil..."
YES!
Oh uh...I mean. Yeah nice job Neil. But you were a moving target from the minute it was announced that you were in the top 4.
SO! Danny and Sabra it is!
Team Danny all the way.
Oh and I would just like to point out for a second that there was a big hullabaloo about how Cat and Nigel were going to dance on stage together. Yeah. Want to know what that "dancing" was? a Jib-Jab video of them doing some sort of ho-down. What the hell....
OH OH!!! IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE!! Come on Cat. Don't keep me waiting. Yeah, yeah. They are both amazing. Yeah, yeah, neither of them were front runners...ok ok. Here we go..
"SABRA!!!!!!"
Hmmm......I'm annoyed. I mean I think she's good. But I didn't think she'd win. I was really pulling for Danny.
Well I mean until I take up dance lessons and shake my booty on that stage for Nigel, Mary and Wade (One can only hope), I can't really complain!
Until next season!!