Sorry this reap is so late peeps. Just got a chance to watch it tonight. I was busy being clumsy in NYC yesterday. But more about that later. Onward to Top Model.
This week.......DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN THE MAKEOVERS!!!!!
"OMIGODMYHAAAAAAAAAIR...OOOOW MY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE....OMGEEEEE IT'S SO SHOOOOOORT....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
**insert blissful sigh here**
I love the makeover episode. It's a ray of sunshine. Nothing makes me feel better about myself and my thick mane of hair than watching girls from Eastbumfucketberg getting an amazing hair cut and freaking out because their purple weave is laying in a lifeless hump on the floor. They have no idea that they are rocking a $600 cut. Shameful.
Anyhew. The Cliff's Notes from the makeover:
- Saleisha, even though she got a bowl cut *yikers* looks like Rihanna now
- Janet...or Jenna...One of the J's....I forget which one...the girl with the short dark hair who they were calling LIza Minelli? Hot. Girlfriend looks good.
- Ebony makes me uncomfortable. And she looks better with bangs.
- I feel like Lisa's hair makes her look even more like a stripper.
- Bianca's hair was so damaged that they had to shave it?! Hein-o.
- The other J girl....the one that got the long blonde extensions....Uuuh, can someone fix her real hair so that the weave blends in? It looks like she's wearing a doily on her head!
And that's it. No one else I really care about.
Oooook. Let's talk about Victoria. I'm actually really annoyed because she's one of my 3 that I picked in my ANTM pool at work. And I've lost three cycles in a row! I was hoping she'd help me win the big enchilada this season because her photos are awesome.
But no....no no....This girl bitches and moans about how she has to wear makeup and heels and how they "don't DO that at Yale." She's not used to wearing makeup and feels uncomfortable putting it on.
Dear Victoria,
You have really nice hair so I'm almost certain you don't live under a rock. And, you tried out for the show which means that you know what it's about. Unless of course your parents shipped you off to casting and you were under the impression that you were going to science camp. I'm not sure. Anyway.....WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE YOU DO ON THE SHOW?! MEMORIZE THE DEWY DECIMAL SYSTEM??????"
You're a clown.
Love,
Lisa
Anyway she got kicked off. And in a very defiant, BOLD, move from the girl who hails from Yale, when Tyra did not call her name she tossed her high heels off. This is not America's Next Top Nerd. I'm glad she's gone.
Meanwhile....on the rest of the show:
- Chantal cried because she was getting stressed out about not being able to portray baby's breath how she wanted to. Her exact words: "I can do this. I can really do this. I WANT THIS!!!" I mean honestly....you can't make this stuff up.
- Nigel as a "you can do it" cheerleader made me awkward
- Um...I got a girl crush on Nigel's wife....Chrissy.....Hellooooo girlfriend is hot!
- Heather is making a name for herself. And I have to admit....I feel bad about calling her ugly. Although secretly I'm only making amends because she's doing so well. Yeah...I said it.
- Does anyone here know if Ambreal speaks? Has she actually said anything so far on the show? No seriously. I'm thinking back and I'm almost certain I've only seen her nod.
Well. Stay tuned next week to see if Ambeal speaks and if Ebony can stop chewing on her bottom lip long enough to let the skin grow back.