I just sent the following email to my mother:
Lisa GRADIE/USA/LVMH_P&C Hi Mum, Just checking in to say HI and see how your day is going. My train is at 4:30 so I'll leave here around 3:30. I think I'm going to re join on match.com. I got a surge of boredom. Can't tell if it's vacation withdrawal or because I realized last night that the condoms in my dresser drawer are going to expire. *sigh* I enjoy keeping my parents on their toes. About five minutes later my work phone started screaming at me. Hmmm...my sushi had just arrived. Pick up. Go to voicemail. Pick up. Go to voicemail. Pick up... "This is Lisa." "You ah crazy ya know that." "Hi Mum!" "Leeeesah. What am I gonna do with you?" chuckle, chuckle "Hehehehe." "I read your email and then stahted laughing so hahd! Then my phone rang and I had to stifle my laughta!" "Hehe." "How's the Screwball?" (she means Plus One) "Oh she's fine. B&I." (Busy and Important) "Ok mom. I have to get going. I'm going to go eat lunch." "Ok sweetie. Love you." "Love you too."
05/20/2008 12:41 PM