Heading back in time.

On Tuesday I thought the week would never end. Now that its time to peace out of Shanghai, I'm shocked at how quickly it went by. I'm at the Pu Dong International airport, weighted down with gifts and dying to board my flight to Tokyo so I can transfer to my 12 hour flight to Newark. There are a few things I will need to do when I get back to the US of A: 1.) Have an American cheeseburger. 2.) Have an American beer 3.) Get a massage. 4.) Drink heavily. Also on the list: detox. Nothing but water and Ex-lax for two weeks. This trip was so salty, I developed cankles. And I have thin ankles. I'm pumped to go home. And I'll be ok to not see a noodle or dumpling for a while. Ps. Why do my non-camera phone berry postings never have paragraph breaks?! Pps. Pics and videos to follow shortly :)