I'm heading into the future.

So I'm off to China. Well not right this second. But I'm sitting in the Continental President's lounge at Newark sipping on some cranberry juice and pondering my decision to wear leggings on the 13 hour flight. According to the Puerto Rican TSA agent I made a mistake "Cuz I got thighs." Oh well! I'll be popping a Lorazepam shortly so I wanted to get this blog in while I was still coherant. A few things: 1.) Don't miss me too much. I'm back in Boston on the 30th and we can play then. 2.) Keep checking for my guest bloggers! Slut already has one up and Brennon, LK and Plus One will be posting next week. So give them copious amounts of hugs and kisses. 3.) How can people wear jeans on such a long flight? It kind of blows my mind. And one girl is wearing like 6" boots. Yikes. I already have a great blog for when I get back. Let's just say...I'm with child...or am I???? Have a great week and a half guys! Neeeeehoooooow! Xoxo