I'm convinced that the years of mascara wearing has done something horrible to my eyelashes.
I've stated before that I am the girl that wears mascara everywhere. Even if I'm going to the gym or grocery shopping I make sure to at last have a swipe of it on. Why? Because I look scary and sickly without it.
Anyway recently I've been having issues with foreign objects being lodged in my eye balls. Eye lashes are, by definition, there to protect the eye from such debris. However, last Friday I spent about five minutes trying to fish a piece of red string out of my eye balls. That's right, a long red string was swimming around in my left ocular area. When I finally grabbed a hold of the string it was so long that for a second I thought I'd caught a vein and then had visions of my eye popping out and landing on my Blackberry.
Mer.
Two weekends ago I was exfoliating my face with a products who's exfoliating scrubbies are really big and rough. Just how I like it. After I was done with my scrubbing I grabbed a towel and patted my mug dry only to be met with a feeling that gravel was geing poured into my right eye. A piece of the exfoliator had gotten in there and wasn't going anywhere. I actually started to freak out. I submerged my entire face in a sink full of water and opened up my eyes hoping to flush the intruder out. After about forty-five minutes the gravelly feelingfinally went away. Either the exfoliant shrunk to nothing or just admitted defeat and fell out. Either way it was brutal.
Between string, exfoliant and my own long eye lashes it seems that every day I am complaining about something being in my eye! And I hate complainers and whiners so you can imagine how much this eye situation is bugging me out.
As I write this blog I am being harassed by a medium sized blob of black mascara that is doing kart-wheels in my left eye.