This incident occurred last weekend while I was plastered to the downstairs hall mirror trying to fish a foreign article out of my eye. See blog about how this happens all the time.
"Leeee-SAH!"
"What??"
"I just got a Macy's Platinum cahd in the mail?"
"What does that mean mom?"
"It means that I'm a suckah."
And my parents wonder where I get my shopping habits from?