Your Girlfriend is Ugly

Oscar fashion recap! Bettah late than nevah.

I'm over at These Lips Are Made for Glossin' discussin' all of the Oscar hits and misses from this past Sunday.

Burn a calorie and click that link above to read what I had to say about Melissa Leo and Natalie Portman. While you're at it check out blogs by Carmindy, Jason, Ted and Rachel.

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Grammy Recap.

I'm over at These Lips Are Made For Glossin' today recapping "real girl style" about the fashions during the 51st Annual Grammy Awards that aired on Sunday. 

Personally I think Leona Lewis's dress was a coffee colored nightmare but you're free to disagree with me.

Check it out and leave me and the other bloggers lots of comment love! Xx

The big O

I don't like Oprah.

Yeah. I said it. Bring on the tar and feathers.

I find her incredibly self-righteous and insanely annoying. Also, she's one of those women who wears ridiculously high heels and then can't walk in them. I was watching her show once -not of my own volition, I was at a friends house- and she came on stage teetering on what appeared to be 6" heels. She could barely hold herself up! After she greeted the audience she plopped down on the couch and stayed there for the entire show. I don't even think she got up to greet her guest.

Last week I'm sitting on my couch, happily watching 30 Rock when who's mug appears on the screen? Oprah's. GAH! The woman has more money than God and she insists on walking around with those huge bags under her eyes. She could put her carry-on luggage in those things! And always appearing on the cover of her magazine? Is that really necessary? Well, actually I suppose it's good for the economy.If Oprah were to decide she didn't want to appear on her magazine covers she'd be putting a few hundred airbrushers out of business.

I was voted Most Likely To Have My Own Talk Show in my senior year of high school. Watch out. I'm coming for you Oprah.

A letter to Bridget Moynahan.

Dear Bridget Moynahan,

First off, congrats on the little guy. He's totes cute.

Now, I realize that your most notable role is Natasha on Sex and the City. You played Big's wife and while I'm sure your character was perfectly nice, we hated you anyway. Just because you married Big. You also had a stint in the movie S.W.A.T. I believe? Hmm...I can't really remember.

Anyway let's just say that you made it BIG when you started shacking up with Tom Brady. And I know that you didn't lay on yourself and get yourself pregnant. And I know that you're probably craving some attention for yourself. What with Giselle taking over and all. But honestly, this cover......?

Is that necessary?

LIFE WITHOUT DADDY.

Come oooooooooooooooooooon!!!! You go on the cover of OK! magazine? And to your right is a sidebar speculating if Britney Spears hit her kids. Um. Cool.

Have some class. No really, don't hold back. I mean, I would think that perhaps Parenting Magazine would have been a nicer introduction for your son. Then inside you can talk about Tom and the Boobs from Brazil that he's dating. But no need to splash it all over some cheesy tabloid (I mean if you're gonna do that at least choose US Weekly).

Love,

YGIU.com

p.s...you look great girlfriend!

Dear Britney...

Separated at birth....??

The person formerly known as Britney Spears

Gollum

WTF is wrong with her?! Like, if you're sick of your extensions, here's some advice....just take them out. But I hear that the salon waved the $20 "crazy" fee that they charge for head shaving. Mighty big of them.

One word:

YIKERS!!!!!

WTF happened to Connie Chung?!

I'm not quite sure what's going on with Connie Chung, but it appears that she has lost it! In the farewell episode for her MSNBC talk show Crazy Connie lolls around on a baby grand, in a white Mermaid style ball gown, while her creepy piano player looks on.

You've been warned, hide your children. This is the stuff that nightmares are made of.

Strange.

Click here to witness the tone deafness that is Crazy Connie.

Britney Spears Speaks Out: plenty I could say here but I'm going to take a pass at this.

**I'm kind of late on the response for this. But better late than never right??

I've never been the hugest fan of Britney Spears. I've always been more on team Aguilera (through her Genie in a Bottle phase and her Dirrrrrty/ass-less chaps phase).

But! Over the past year, Britney has been shellacked all over the tabloids, getting preggo, dropping her kids, sucking down coffee, marrying losers, getting preggo again. If you live in the world and don't take up residence under a rock you know that she's kind of hard to ignore.

So naturally when I found out that she was going to have an exclusive one on one with Matt Lauer, I immediately alerted my girly task force for a viewing of the 9pm interview on Thursday June 15th.

During the show I kept thinking to myself "God! She's a mess!!!" And all of these blog worthy comments were shooting out of my mouth. And then...she went and cried. She turned on the water works and I just couldn't do it.

So, I'm not going to go there and blast Britney and how trashy she was. I'm not going to talk about her open mouthed gum chewing, her AWFUL hair extensions, her low cut top that would have given any 15 year old boy the "best night ever!" I'm not even going to bring up that funky and distracting clump of mascara on her right eye (would have been your left). I couldn't figure out if it was an over excessive amount of mascara or the glue that was keeping her fake eye lashes on.

I mean....I tried to put myself in her shoes: what would I do if I had been in front of the public eye since I was sixteen? People asking me about my virginity, people asking me about my boobs, people scrutinizing my...ahem..."music". What would I do if I kissed Madonna in front of 3545432342067 billion people? And what would I do if I was worth 100 million dollars? I really had no feasible answer for this.

Sidebar: actually, umm.... I do know what I would do if I had 100 million dollars: I'd pay off my GAP bill, buy my dad a boat and a dog, get my mom one of those Cartier "love" bracelets in gold and platinum, have Matthew McConaughey on speed dial and own every one of the Marc Jacobs Venetia bags in every color.

Nope. I'm not going to say anything. I'll let you, the readers of  YGIU.com, make your own decision about Britney and whether or not she's a mess, fit to be a mom or if her hair is real.