Your Girlfriend is Ugly

Weeeeeeeeeeird....

This literally just happened.

So as I'm here working at The Spoil (This is the new code name for my work. If you know the actual name of where I work you'll get it. And you'll larff. Much love to Hoosty for thinking of it). So yar, I'm here at work, stressing like whoah and tripping over boxes and boxes of tubes, PMS color books and various serums when my cell rings.

**vibrate, vibrate** "SO HOLD TIGHT! HOOOOLD TIGHT! OH BABY HOLD TIGHT!" **vibrate, vibrate** (Yes my ringer is Journey. I heart them.)

I hopped over a box of tubes, all exasperated and pissed off. I picked up my phone and didn't recognize the number.

"UGH!! Hello???"

"Hiiiii..." It was an older woman's voice all smiley sounding.

"Hi..?" I replied in my best bitch voice.

"Uuum...Hi..." Smiley voice slowly turned to crestfallen.

"Yeah. Hi."

"Is this Lisa."

"Uuuh...yeah."

"Um....It's Mom." The woman sounded beyond confused and a little worried and not at all like my mother.

"Uuuuh..." It was my turn to be confused, "I think you have the wrong Lisa."

*shuffle, shuffle* "Is this 508.774.4426???"

"No. You dialed 508.725.4426."

"Oh for heaven's sake!"

"Yeah. This is kind of weird. And my name is Lisa."

"Oh well wow!!! I thought the voice sounded different but..."

"Yeah..ahahah! Soooo crazyyyyyy."

"Well Lisa, how are you?"

"I'm good mom! How are you."

"Oooh hahahaha! Well sorry to bother. Nice talking to you. Have a nice day."

"You too."

I meeean...what are the chances?

Just call me Jayson Blair.

Ok so I'm new to this whole "professional" blogging thing. When I hear something funny, I usually just go with it. I didn't realize that I would need to be doing research on all of these silly stories.

Well...come to find out, I need to be checking my references. Back on July 17th, I posted a blog about how my friend Mak overheard two girls on the Silver Line telling a story of a girl who stuffed her dead dog into a suitcase. Click Here to read the blog.

Yes well apparently, I've been hoodwinked. As I stated yesterday in my blog entitled If you have to google it she probably is, I noted how many people read my site by googling things that are mentioned in YGIU.com. So today, like every other day, I checked my stats and there were some google references. I clicked on them and I see that someone had googled "Dead dog, suitcase, subway".

I scrolled down to see what other sites had come up and the page was littered with "URBAN LEGEND: GIRL BRINGS DEAD DOG IN SUITCASE ON SUBWAY!"

Yes folks. We've all been had. We all thought that this story happened in Boston. But it's just one big urban myth. I mean it's a damn funny urban myth, but still, who knows if it's true.

I wanted to set the record straight. Click here to read the urban legend.